My virgin massage experience.

My virgin massage experience wasn't as orgasmic as I thought it would be. :(

It was ticklish and painful at the same time.

Not to mention oily.

And the masseuse was damn "open" about the areas she touched can. Some were very near the private areas and she has a knack of pressing my sensitive spots some more.

Wah lau. At times I feel like kicking the masseuse haha.

But my mother felt that it was good. She had a different masseuse, though I seriously doubt her definition of "good" since for her, a painful massage is a good massage. Err...not for me definitely.

Haiyar.

When we took a cab back after that, the taxi uncle was damn funny.

He kept going on and on about how life is hard and that cab drivers cannot earn alot at all because they are controlled by the "gao ceng" (some certain "higher authorities", if you get my drift.) How true is it, I am not sure but it became quite irritating after a while when he kept repeating his point. On top of that, you could hear him cursing people with new cars, his point being that cars are getting cheaper and since more people can afford to buy new cars, there are lesser passengers on the road then. Therefore, taxi uncles cannot earn as much as they used to. Guess who he blamed again? haha.

Sometimes I think I am damn lucky to be living a life that I am living now, despite the fact that I keep going on about how I wanna marry a rich husband next time so that I can be a tai tai. Don't take me seriously when u hear me say that the next time!!! I say this so many times until people who know me well know that I am just jesting. (Still, it would be nice la huh haha)

Oh, "she's the man" anyone?